Lady Gaga can be SEXY! Abnormal, but still SEXY!

Everybody's talking about Lady Gaga's VMA meat dress, but did it really come as a surprise? I mean, this lady has worn everything and tried everything, so the only thing left was, er, flesh.

That sure does look like a very uncomfortable smile.

No one is quite sure whether the 'dress' was real or fake, but whatever the case, it definitely sent shockwaves world wide. And judging on PETA's reaction, there had to be some meat involved. Can you imagine how Lady Gaga smelled that night? Did she have flies hovering over her? Or perhaps even maggots? One thing is for sure, only Lady Gaga can pull off all her weird looks.

The meat obsession started a long time ago...

I'm sure Lady Gaga hides a hot girl somewhere underneath all her freakishness, so I decided to search the internet for some proof that she can be normal sexy. Though, what I have found doesn't really classify as sexy or model-like, it does bring some peace of mind. There's potential and her body is smokin', but you be the judge.

It's her individuality that makes her stand out from the rest. Do you remember when Gaga first came on the scene with her Just Dance music video? I though, oh gawd, another one. Another pop-wannabe-one-hit-wonder, but she quickly changed my mind. While everybody else are being fabulous and flawless, she's making statements. And great music.

Lady Gaga, I'm to scared to ask 'what's next'? But whatever it is, it sure is going to have the world talking. Back to the meat dress: You know what they say, once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger make a meat dress.

J

Fabulous Find!

Wow, it's been some time since I've come across a fabulous find. The only finds and discoveries I've made recently, were new alcoholic drinks or party spots. Yes, very monotonous of me. Today I thought I'd do some online shopping and I came across some absolute must-have fashion pieces. Not only are they affordable, but it's accessible! Don't you just hate paging through your favourite magazine, flip to the fashion pages just to find your dream handbag with a R30 000 price tag or the perfect shoes, but it's by Fendi? I mean, seriously? Who do you think your readers are? Heirs?

So, I dedicate this blog post to my fellow fashion lovers who want to look like a million bucks on a 'icanonlyreallyaffordacoupleofhundredbucks' budget.

Bejewelled sandals at Truworths, R360

Brown dress at Mr Price

Cream Frill dress at Truworths, R450

Ditsy Sundress at Foschini, R300

Sailor top at Foschini, R160

Vintage cream lace top at Truworths, R299

Boots available in black and grey at Shoe HQ, R399

Sling bags available in black, white and purple at Shoe HQ, R189

You're welcome!

J

Things every girl SHOULD invest in!

Here are some fashionable and girly things, I believe, every girl should have. Yes, you are allowed to call them 'investments'.

You should definitely make sure you have that sexy little black dress in your wardrobe for a special occasion or for that date.

Invest in a proper handbag. Maybe not Louis Vuitton but a fashionable handbag that will last you a lifetime! Remember, we carry our lives in them, so get something that reflects who you are.

Every girl should have a really sexy bikini that's unpractical and not made for swimming or water sports. At all. Yes, the bikini that you wear to Clifton or Malibu only.

BOOTS! It could get pricy, but leather boots really last and the longer you wear it, the more character it gets.

Every girl should definitely invest in a proper nail polish (essie is a great choice) in a daring colour!

Oversized earrings make such a statement and it glams up any outfit! Oversized-anything is good, actually!

I'll admit, perfume is something I'm really stingy to spend money on, but I believe that every girl should have a bottle of expensive perfume. Don't wear it every day. Only wear it on really special occasions. Your smell says a lot about you and something that will always be associated with you.

Why not go the girly route and own a pink gadget? I have a pink flash drive, a pink iPod and a pink camera, and I love it! Even my laptop has got pink prints on it.

I know a girl can never have enough shoes (and I will always encourage this), but invest in, at least, one pair of great heels. Believe me, the feeling of wearing designer heels that had cost you a small fortune, just gives you such an amazing feeling. In those shoes, you will conquer the world. And remember, the uncomfortable ones are usually the ones that make the statement. So we all suffer for beauty.

I don't think I need to elaborate, but yes, sexy lingerie is essential.

Sunglasses, an absolute must-have, but not just any! It really is worth it to spend money on decent shades, because, after all, this is one accessory that actually serves a purpose! I've just started with my collection.

Last, but not least, get some sailor-inspired fashion items. It's going to be big this summer! Think red, navy, white, stripes, anchors or even a Captain's hat!

What other things can you add to this list, girls?

J

Win with Miss Molly Fashions!

It's competition time again and I'm glad to announce that fellow blogger and fashionista, Miss Molly, is giving away some hot couture! This time you can choose your fashion piece if you win, so I've decided I'll go for the floral print skirt.

Go on, enter this really cool giveaway! Click here!
Be sure to follow her blog and browse (and buy) all her designs.

J