It's Friday and I...

... want an ass like Jessica Alba. Please.
... have a party-filled weekend lined up! Who's joining?
... bought the most beautiful vintage dress from YDE last night.
... ate chilli biltong for breakfast. Who's counting calories?
... am so stiff! Every single muscle in my body is sore from my pole-dancing lesson!
... think I'm close to the third and final stage of the break-up.
... am wearing red nail polish from essie.
... am drooling over Mr September in the Cosmopolitan calendar. Rugby player, Francois Hougaard. Yummy!
... have a weakness for nice arms. Nice, toned, tanned, muscled, strong arms. Ok FOCUS.
... am so hooked on Miley Cyrus's new album, Can't be Tamed. Trust me, the Hannah Montana days are long gone!
... am going to do, like, a million squats every night to get an ass like Jessica's. Fuck, that's hot. Huh?

Happy Friday and have a eventful weekend!

Jemma