Things I can't say NO to... #004

I can't ever say no to karaoke! I should actually say no, in fact, my friends shouldn't even take me near a karaoke bar, because I'm not the best of singers and I always tend to choose songs that only Celine Dion can pull off! Restraint is especially hard when I'm drunk. Not because I can sing better then, but because then I don't really care.

Whether it's karaoke at a dodgy bar, at a party, at someone's house, in the car or Singstar, I'm first in line! My friends know better than to take the mike away from me (they can't, even if they want to), instead they cheer me on and take pictures.

J

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Motivation for Monday!

I can't believe it's Monday already. Not only are we back to the habitual, but we're back to a soccerless world. I'm really going to miss the Soccer World Cup, because I enjoyed it way more than what I could ever have imagined.

Here's a little Monday Motivation in case you are, just like me, suffering from soccerlessness or caffeine withdrawal:

"There is a thought in your mind right now. The longer you hold on to it, the more you dwell upon it, the more life you give to that thought. Give it enough life, and it will become real. So make sure the thought is indeed a great one." - Ralph Marston

Hang in there my friends, it's only a couple more hours to go before you can go home and climb back into bed!

J

Things I can't say NO to... #003

I can't say no to sweet things! I try really hard to be strict about what I eat, but sometimes I let go and completely overindulge. Ok, that was a lie. I pig-out more than I should, but I really can't help it. It's a good thing though, because it keeps me from becoming a skinny bitch. I'd hate to look like something that's been dead for a while or have flies hovering over me.

Do you have a sweet tooth?

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Does it make me a bad person if I laughed at this?

No disrespect to disabled people, but I'm sorry, this motivational poster made my day. I'm not a bad person, I just have a really good sense of humour!

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J

So this is what a skinny bitch looks like. No thanks!

There are three things a girl can never have enough of,

1. A girl can never have enough shoes
2. A girl can never have enough money
3. A girl can never be skinny enough.

True. But today I changed my mind about rule #3. When there's a new fad diet, detoxing kak or 'be thin by the weekend' gym routine, I'm first in line. But as of today I promise to never complain about having meat on my bones. I promise to never even try losing my curves. I promise to never skip a meal again. And I promise to never feel bad when I go for that second helping.

New rule for girls:

3. A girl can never be voluptuous enough.

Somebody please give this model a sandwich. And fries. And a double cheese pizza with onions and a steak on the side.

Jemma

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It's Friday and I'm...

...really happy I get to sleep late tomorrow!
...relieved my tax return is halfway done.
...counting down the days to my birthday!
...sad that the Soccer World Cup is coming to an end!
...extremely stiff from all the squats I did last night.
...feeling another crazy craving coming on.
...looking forward to seeing the in-laws on Sunday. They're back in the country!
...getting in shape for a photo shoot with Robert Miller in the near future.
...in need of a GOOD party and loads of champagne!
...driving around with my brand new 5FM mirror socks.
...shocked that they want to turn Paul the physic octopus into calamari!

How are all of you feeling today?

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Things I can't say NO to... #002

I simply can't say no to a freebie of any sort! Whether it's a gift, a crap freebie that comes with a magazine, handouts at robots, free drinks from the nerd at the bar or even a competition - I try very hard to say no.  In fact, one of the reasons I decided on starting my own blog, was so that I can blog about competitions to earn an extra entry. Pathetic, I know, but I'm totally hooked. With that being said, I can proudly say that, because of my competition-entering-obsession, I've received some rad stuff like shoes for a year, Armani sunglasses, Givenchy sunglasses, accessories and loads of wine. And this is just a fraction of it!

Ok, I'm off to go enter a competition! Sigh.

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